Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
by Altzzzy July 20, 2021
Get the Blue Pearlmug. 
When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
Get the Nanny Pearlsmug. Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
Get the Pearl Rigamortismug. by Jabyl Burns November 7, 2020
Get the rubies and pearlsmug. Not unlike an Eiffel Tower, to slap high fives during a five on one gangbang, emulating the cover of Pearl Jam’s debut album Ten.
She was fucking five of us at the same time so we all slapped hands at once. We were totally Pearl Jamming her.
by Hurley Indiana January 9, 2021
Get the Pearl Jammingmug. A: "If Jimmy's really making so much selling rocks why's he still packing that blackberry pearl?"
B: "It's practically in the job description."
B: "It's practically in the job description."
by The Outsider August 14, 2012
Get the Blackberry Pearlmug.