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Van Yell-Sing

Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.

Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011
mugGet the Van Yell-Singmug.

coco van dijk

"look how stylish she is"
"it must be coco van dijk"
by ruels wife January 18, 2021
mugGet the coco van dijkmug.

Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
mugGet the Eddie -van-failingmug.

Noud van Halteren

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:
Who the fuck is Noud van Halteren?
by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022
mugGet the Noud van Halterenmug.

Max van Brugklas

A very sexy man. He is famous for his role in the Dutch show "Brugklas" what's about a group a teens starting highschool. He also has a sexy role in "Misfits" what has as for today 4 movies and a series

Max van Brugklas also has a dark alter ego called Pablo, you can recognize him by his dirty mustach. If you spot Pablo you can do two things; the first thing is run, just run as hard as you can and as far away as possible. If you can't run away play dead that way he can't see you and he will eventually go away on his own.
Live Laugh Love Max van Brugklas.
Person 1: Hey, what would you like your next home to have?
Person 2: I would like to have a penetratie gat in the garden, Max van Brugklas also has one and he's really sexy.
by Penetratie gat 69 August 26, 2023
mugGet the Max van Brugklasmug.

Van Schwack Theory

The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
mugGet the Van Schwack Theorymug.

van-horn or vanhorn

Van-Horn; Verb one who is a hoe or easy , slut disrespected a spet of life. One only called when wantin a quick a peice of ass. nounOr refered to as sex"gettin it in".
"I van-horn or vanhorn last nitght it was hella good" or " This vanhorn gave me head yesterday, but i used protection"
by The HBIC February 19, 2007
mugGet the van-horn or vanhornmug.

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