Skip to main content

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
mugGet the Steamed Crumpetmug.

Steam

I was off the steam last night and it was hella dope!

The steam had me gone I was blown.
by Tavion Boyd February 6, 2020
mugGet the Steammug.

Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
mugGet the Steam a dingmug.

Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.
My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.
by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020
mugGet the Steaming Collinsworthmug.

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money
Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop being Steaming Hillenturds and shoving the words in a his mouth
by R33001 December 12, 2021
mugGet the Steaming Hillenturdmug.

steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect
In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary
by Punjew December 2, 2019
mugGet the steam facialmug.

Steam team

2 people smoking majority of the blunt during a Cyph
Yall smoked?, ight me and John gonna steam team
by Lampsi August 10, 2020
mugGet the Steam teammug.

Share this definition