by BruhWtf420 January 24, 2021
An Italian stereotype who massacres mushroom people under mind control of a giant fucking dragon turtle thing. He wears overalls and chills with his brother, Luigi, who looks like a green gummy bear. Mario will say annoying shit like “It’s-a-me! Mario”. He has a platonic or romantic relationship with anyone who he ‘rescues’ from a castle.
by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022
Mario is a great person and human very funny cute medium ugly and athletic. He is strong intelligent and a go getter he is also a grest thinker and a loyal friend and boyfriend. He also likes to workout and he is a big showoff. He has a quick temper but also has a big heart. He also is known for cheating but has never really cheated. Also he might like a girl named Marie.
by Clampsz2.0 November 22, 2021
the very famous Italian from the best selling video game... I bet you though I was gonna say Super Mario Bros., but no, Mario Frigo from Just Cause 3.
Dude 1: Ay, you know Mario?
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.
Dude 2: The plumber?
Dude 1: No, Mario from Just Cause 3.
Dude 2: Of course, he's much more famous, why did I think it was the plumber?
Dude 1: 'Cause u dumb?
Dude 2: Ye probably.
by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022
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