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Jesse

Jesse is just an all around great guy who cares and loves everything and everyone. if you haven't met this guy yet get moving because you wont find anyone like him. he's hot af with a six pack with bigger muscles then your head. he cares about everything even things he doesn't like . just saying this guy is AWSOME
Jesse is AWESOME
by YOUR BOYYYY September 6, 2017
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Jesse Smellwood

A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
“Jesse Smellwood is the epitome of the rebellious scum of this country... punk rockers.”
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
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Jesse

Young man who chooses his words carefully, not only his words but his bond with the people he dines interest. Anime freak when it comes to action. Flirty with girls but doesn’t get with them(Not all of them). Chamorro/671/GUAM. Jesse(Jesus)
by Jhazmynn March 20, 2018
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Jess

Jess is a wonderful human being, a kind soul with a great spirit. She is exciting, interesting and funny. But you also kinda just want to pie her in the face. But you would probably fail to pie her because of her insane strength.
Man, I tried to throw pie at Jess yesterday, but she took it straight out of my hand and pied me instead, it was so embarrassing.
by dereksinginghighlikethis June 8, 2022
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Jess Lockwood

A super hot, 2x world champion vull rider, who lives in montana, makes hay, and has cattle
Jess lockwood is an amazing bull rider and he is hot to
by Just a country girl March 25, 2022
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Jess Twitter Theory

The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter
Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!
by powerluver January 23, 2025
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sexy jess

Damm look at her. She a sexy Jess.
by Stevieboii August 12, 2022
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