A game of retarded 7 yr olds screaming the n word every 5 seconds because they think they ate. They didn’t. Sometimes there are 30yr olds being toxic or they just beat up little mini games kids. Overall play in a private lobby where no one goes so you can play with your friends and not confront those people.
Kid: *****
Mom: YOUR GROUNDED! IM TAKING AWAY THE VR. GET OFF GORILLA TAG YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT I EVEN LET YOU SKIP SCHOOL!
Mom: YOUR GROUNDED! IM TAKING AWAY THE VR. GET OFF GORILLA TAG YOU HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT I EVEN LET YOU SKIP SCHOOL!
by Well…Iexist February 18, 2024
Get the Gorilla Tagmug. by PoisEM March 14, 2024
Get the Gorilla Tagmug. a funy monke vr game where you are a cool monke running from magma monkes, its tag, bur vr, AND you use your hands to walk
by warios_poop September 30, 2023
Get the gorilla tagmug. a game full of 9 year old who got the oculus for Christmas, a bunch of racist white people that are 13, 25 year old that are toxic to woman and toxic for no reason.
Friend: hey bro wanna play Gorilla Tag?
me: hell no I don't wanna be roasted to a fucking burnt chicken that KFC gives me and be called a bunch of racist slurs by old men
me: hell no I don't wanna be roasted to a fucking burnt chicken that KFC gives me and be called a bunch of racist slurs by old men
by Frick you dude! June 5, 2022
Get the Gorilla tagmug. These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":
- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.
If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.
- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.
- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.
- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.
- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.
If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these 'disorders'. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
by NeoTPolaris August 31, 2023
Get the great-gorillamug. Gorilla Tag is the most chaotic vr game, including annoying kids, screaming kids, 90 year olds, 4 year olds, minigames, shiny rocks, and most importantly,
tag.
tag.
Friend: Hey, have you been playing gorilla tag lately?
You: Yeah, how do you know?
Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.
You: oh
You: Yeah, how do you know?
Friend: Your arm is broken, your controllers are on fire, your head is pulsating, your heart is beating faster than usual, your vocal chords are breaking, there's blood on the wall, you are drenched in sweat, your headset is somehow broken in half, your tv is shattered, your bed is broken, and you only have 2 working fingers.
You: oh
by Froxo is an idiot (im froxo) April 22, 2023
Get the Gorilla Tagmug. saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...
by zeeh June 3, 2013
Get the sucks gorilla buttmug.