usually referred to as a dark or black male with a big cock estimated to have the same mass as a star, Diego Guzman isn't just that spec of shit Diego Guzman he is thee Diego guzman. This man is deplited in the Bible as a king or that of high power. Thee Diego Guzman is a man who will not hesitate to make even the strongest of people his bitch. If you ever meet this man praise him. If you ever fuck with this man pray that he never finds you.
Young white male: " forgive me father for I have committed a sin"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
Priest: "what troubles you my son?"
Young white male: "I spoke of his name thee Diego Guzman in vein"
Priest: "not even god can help you now"
by truth999 March 15, 2017
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!
by Pylimenes November 17, 2020
by jimmitycrickets838 June 03, 2024
A group of four or more people press their ass cheeks together and simultaneously defecate into a pile and then continue to mud wrestle in their excrement
by Ezekiel Matchett 🔰 August 15, 2022
The other night Todd gave me a San Diego Switcheroo, I’m still launching kids out of my nostrils... it’s been 2 days.
by TheRealSugarMama69 December 06, 2020
by Chris yanez August 04, 2022
Like a California burrito except they use chicken instead of carne. Ingredients are pollo, papas, queso, crema all wrapped up in a warm tortilla.
by SubMachinistZ May 23, 2018