guy 1: Happy birthday.
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
guy 2: How'd you know it was my birthday, I never told you.
guy 1: I was creepin the book
by KJandrists November 17, 2008
A miniature composition notebook given to you by a behavioral specialist in order to track your bans. They are commonly used in treatment programs with cognitive behavioral therapy.
My behavioral specialist gave me a ban book to track my banned behaviors but I just write down random numbers.
by Anxiously September 08, 2019
The condition we fall into with 'the book we can't put down.' The afflicted can't hear the voices of others and frequently forget to eat and attend to matters of personal hygiene.
I'm sorry I didn't return your calls this weekend. I was in a book coma with the new Harlan Coben book Friday afternoon and I all I did was turn pages. Apologies for the smell, and can I have some of your fries?
by Dr. Bubba June 28, 2011
by Kobe Chief November 28, 2007
Guy 1: I wanted to buy "Girls Gone Wild - Midget Edition" from Amazon but they want $89.99 for it
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
Guy 2: Dude, Amazon aren't cookin by the book.
by TheShinySuitMan December 16, 2008
by Pinkgirl954 July 24, 2010
by Bigg Budd June 26, 2011