Hat Trick

Hat Trick is to stuff all three holes.

Dallas told Mike he had a Hat Trick with Cindy last night.

by Salladpatch January 6, 2019

chastety hat

Synonym for fedora.

"Hey look at all the neat chastety hats, m'lady."

by Deault September 8, 2014

Meat hat

Belfast slang for paraphimosis

I'm getting an operation to turn my meat hat into a meat snood

by BelfastMeatHat November 16, 2019

Time in the hat

Time in the hat is a period of self reflection whilst on a dose of psychedelics. Sometimes meaning literally putting a hat over your eyes and losing yourself.

Alternatively this can also mean you've put in your dues in your job.

EXAMPLE 1: Timmy needs to spend some time in the hat. He's a little selfish.
EXAMPLE 2: Joe used to work at the gas station. He really put in his time in the hat.

by TimeInTheHat April 29, 2019

Felching Hat

A hat that incorporates drinking straw glasses that must circle the eyes or ears, specifically used for the art of sucking semen from a human orafice.

Ben was off to the party, he had packed his McCombe) but knew he needed to grab his Felching Hat as there was a large chance for some coridas.

by Ben Jones June 7, 2018

Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.

Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight

by walshyy92 August 26, 2013

Texan Hat

When a man folds a flacid penis in the eye of another man/woman.

Gerry turned to Kate and tiring of the blowjob she was trying to give him decided to give her a texan hat instead. Well, after the night he'd been through he certainly deserved it.

by tapler October 17, 2012