Wanker Tax

The various stealth taxes provided through Ebay to help stimulate the dwindling economy by increasing cashflow from innocent people's pockets to the coffers of fraudulent traders who profit from ridiculous P&P.
Yeah, I made a killing on Ebay the last year, loads of savings, but I've got to factor in $27 for Wanker Tax. Damn, seems to be going up each year!

I can't begrudge those incessant fraudulent scammers on Ebay - They're helping the economy.
by what_do_we-Know_about_partying December 13, 2011
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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 08, 2021
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Stoner Tax

The termed used to describe the fact that common items branded for cannabis use are much more expensive than identical items not intended for stoners.
Damn, that rolling tray is exactly the same as the one at the dollar store but because it has a pot leaf on it and I bought it at a head shop there was a serious stoner tax.
by loopbedoop July 02, 2022
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Fat Tax Evasion man

Another name for opera singer Luciano Pavarotti, famous for his tax evasion and obesity.
Heyyy! Did you see that video of the singer guy doing the High Cs??

Oh yeah, fat tax evasion man of course.
by CornwallTCollingsly September 24, 2020
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JC Tax

The unwritten rule where a friend, when in close proximity, is entitled to a small portion or "tax" of whatever you are currently eating or drinking.
Oh here comes JC, he is definitely going to give me the JC Tax on my goldfish.
by Kwizzzzzz October 07, 2024
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traveler's tax

the sip a person takes when he moves a drink back to the end table or other surface for another person.
by ethanrhett August 26, 2010
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Disney Tax

Similar to Apple Tax, only Disney. Describes the high cost of Disney merchandise and services (e.g. Disney World merchandise, tickets, hotels, and food; Disney toys; etc.)
Sarah: Boy, did I have to pay a hefty Disney Tax on that trip to Disney World this year.
Ethan: I know. That being so expensive sucks.
by thebear424 November 15, 2018
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