Turkey Thug

It’s a legend, a gobble gangsta who gives no fucks.

Next thing you know, he went all turkey thug on my ass.

by OG Bobby Johnson Jr April 11, 2021

Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.

Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.

by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

Gotham Turkey

When a man dresses in a bat suit with the balls cut out, then proceeds to eat a raw turkey as a live one shits on his torso. Meanwhile another turkey pecks at his butthole hairs, while the man shits.

Last night I was with this wild girl, and she asked to watch me do Gotham Turkey.

by Boobalaz July 15, 2022

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006

Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.

That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.

by Cole Freese March 27, 2008

cold turkey

A way to wuit without using any products or 12 step program. I hear it is very hard and irritating

Bella tried going cold turkey for smoking but gave up three days later

by DizzyLizzy January 20, 2007

Pink Turkey

when u give a girl the pink slipper and then get down on ur knees and blow that inverted rectum until that shit bleeds.

last night I fell down some stairs cause im a clumsy bitch and then Rupert gave me a pink turkey and left.

dad-steve did you just give ur sister a pink turkey??????

son-no way dad ur gross teheheheh!

dad- youre grounded lol

by the scumpster April 25, 2010