Soul-Taking

Causing general mayhem or just being a delinquent in public places. Some examples include going to Victoria's Secret and asking for panties, effin' up tables, blasting doompop on the radio, looking at black squirrels, drinking Swiss Valley 2% milk, commenting on how unfamiliar girls make you feel, doin' science experiments, and other similar activities. Side effects may include stares/screams/laughs from onlookers.

Dave: Oh hey Justin, what's up?
Justin: Oh h-h-hey man...
Dave: What are you gonna do today..
Justin: Oh..not much...just SOUL-TAKING.

Dave: Oh. Cool.

by fueledbyloveandramen December 9, 2011

Taking a Bath

The act of ditching your friends to have sex with your mom, or because you are afraid of being prison raped like your dad was.

"Can Nick come out and play?"
"No, sorry, he's taking a bath."

by chefpaul April 6, 2005

taking the six

swallowing one's pride, especially if the one swallowing his pride is small

"Looks like he's taking the six", Mark said, as he watched Jon swallow his pride and apologize for being rude to the female teacher.

by Tiny Jon January 22, 2008

Taking you for an ice cream

To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.

Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."

Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"

Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"

Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"

by Bumpy O'Flex February 17, 2008

taking an ecuador day

When you call in sick to work but you're feeling fine. Similar in nature to not servicing your sovereign debt when you have billions in currency reserves.

I dunno man he sounded ok on the phone, I think he's taking an ecuador day.

by zerobid December 21, 2008

taking a piss

Phrase used it the UK to describe the action of taking advantage of the situation. The UK English equivalent of "mailing it in" in US English.

Q: Where is that damn capacity report, Tara should've been done 2 weeks ago?
A: I guess Tara is taking a piss.

by Call Me Ishmael December 27, 2008

Taking Shrooms

Description that is given to men/women who are usually angry and depressed all the time that suddenly become happy and laugh with no particular reason what so ever or become happy and amused by small things.

Example 1
Guy 1: Whats wrong with your wife lately? She baked me cookies and i dont even like baked goods.
Guy 2: Shes taking shrooms.

Example 2
Double Rainbow Guy: Wow thats a double rainbow all the way! OMG!
Guy: Dude, have you been taking shrooms?

by Tien Fox Trot August 27, 2010