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The Switch

When a straight male masturbates to gay porn but when he ejaculates he switches to a saved picture of a female.
"Adam was concerned all that gay porn he watches is making him gay, so I told him about The Switch and now his post nut clarity is less intense"
by Flabanaga Noongah July 6, 2024
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Switch

A slang term for an auto sear for a Glock pistol, this term is typically used by folks of African American descent as it is part of their vernacular.
P1: yo nigga we got em switches n we finna spin da block on em fuck niggas mane
P2: i got dat drac wimme nigga im finna raise hell
by your local rapist August 21, 2023
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switch jerking

When your right arm is worn out from all that jerking off.
My boy Matt needs to start switch jerking, his right arm looks like Hulk.
by Bug daddy pimpmaster flash April 27, 2017
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Nintendo switch player

A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.
Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”
by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022
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Vagendo Switch

You shove a joycon up a girl’s vagina and play zelda while it vibrates
“Hey Katie, do you want to play the Vagendo Switch?”
by Switch & Play December 13, 2017
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shoe-switching

the mental process of putting yourself in someone else's shoes, so you can consider how they may be thinking and how they may be feeling
Before reacting to something someone says to me at school, I should do some shoe-switching first.
by Cuz it's free August 14, 2018
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