Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Butt Onion

A butt onion is someone that absolutely sucks

Man Jacob’s a Butt Onion

by $@muraibeñdy January 27, 2021

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021

Mud-Onion Salad Toss

The Mud-Onion Salad Toss is a sexual act in which both partners make, and then mix, their shit together. One will then hand wank the other to completion with as much shit-mix on their hands as possible.

"Sorry if you can smell runny onions, lads. I was on that Mud-Onion Salad hype last night and didn't get a thorough scrub in this morning."

"Ever since that Mud-Onion Salad Toss, my dick skin has been silken and smooth!"

by TinfoilTaz December 9, 2021

Onionment

To apply ointment and become one with the onion

I'm very akin to onionment along with my fellow onion brethren.

by onionmenthol September 16, 2025

Onioned

Really high and/or drunk. Feeling like you've lost your mind. Derived from "pickled" as in "my brain is in a pickle".

Pickled onions - onioned, get the drift?

Rudeboi: "Yo, man what did you get up to last night?"

Stoner: "Got completely onioned, mate"

Rudeboi: "Cool story, bro"

by millz22 August 16, 2013