Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.

when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night

by quimaphe July 2, 2025

Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025

Steaming Clever

"A NEW TWIST ON THAT OLD FAVORITE; THE CLEVELAND STEAMER". During coitus, when u finger your own ass hole(and get that finger dirty fr) and then fishhook her

"I was fuckin her from behind and she said "fish hook me" and I gave er a steaming clever"-brah #1
"HAHA, U FUCKIN ANIMAL. I BET SHE SUCKED ON UR FINGER TOO!!PAAAHAHA"-brah #2
"SHE DID!"-brah #1
"Doesnt surprise me actually, I had heard she was into that"-brah #2

by 710ASSCONNOISSEURslm+thck4life June 14, 2018

Steaming bulls

One of your friends will snort crack, and the other will drink HARD alcohol. They both will proceed to headbutt each other until one of them gets knocked out or just falls. Whoever wins gets bitches!!!

Jackson: Hey Paxton

Paxton: yeah man

Jackson: wanna see if you can win against Aiden in a steaming bulls.

Paxton: fuck yeah!!!!

by Steveurkelluverrrrr656 September 2, 2025

Steam

Steam is a video game digital distribution service by Valve. It was launched as a standalone software client in September 2003 as a way for Valve to provide automatic updates for their games, and expanded to include games from third-party publishers. Steam has also expanded into an online web-based and mobile digital storefront. Steam offers digital rights management (DRM), server hosting, video streaming, and social networking services. It also provides the user with installation and automatic updating of games, and community features such as friends lists and groups, cloud storage, and in-game voice and chat functionality.

Hey bro ima be on steam.

by Α January 25, 2022

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

by meatlord March 29, 2022