Sturgill status

Noun - a status posted on Facebook for the sole purpose of getting people to comment/people's attentiom

Matt: You see that sturgill status?

Claire: No, what did it say?

Matt: "So I'm thinking about killing myself. Anybody want to talk me out of it or give me their support?"

by Nasty79 January 20, 2011

queen status

When a female or flamboyant gay male is slaying the world in numerous aspects of life.

"Kate is winning in life. She's in queen status! Don't f*ck with her."

by purplxed1 December 25, 2014

Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010

Naked Facebook Status

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

MLK giant curved penis statue

What in the fuck? You see what I mean about people being obsessed with fat meaty cocks? You see it right? You tought it was me but, really, it's you, innit? That's why I'm so popular. That's why I'm so prominent. I pander to your genetic superiority beliefs and now I'm technically and literally one of the greatest writers of all time. All because you're all stupid filth pigs who love massive shlongers. See how fucking stupid reality is?

Hym "Look at that! Look at the MLK giant curved penis statue! You love it! Big fat cocks! That's what you're all about. You fucking disgust me."

by Hym Iam January 16, 2023

fuckboy status

that a person you know mainly guys ,have finally pissed u off and have deemed that you have acheived "fuckboy status"

"you know what man im done, youve officialy reached "fuckboy status"

by junior_knows_best May 14, 2015

trish status

she may be a bitch in wwe right now but god f'ing god allmighty is she HOT!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to literally fuck the life out of her.

by NOT a perv December 18, 2004