rock spider

A term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

Most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.

Geesh, Mr Brown is such a rock spider!

by Celeste December 15, 2004

Clock Spider

The lord of all spiders. Bigger than Most wall clocks. He has supernatural powers and makes a very loud PFIIRRRT shrieking sound before it strikes.

The spider found behind the wall clock of a LUEser. Go to gamefaqs.com and the LUE message board for a picture.

by Ryan Clockspyder August 18, 2003

Spider Hiney

Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.

"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."

by Purple Helmet September 23, 2005

spider porn

Pornographic material dealing with spiders and/or people/spiders/etc. It is most commonly seen being viewed by mewg/m00g/or m00gzipie (or any other combination) and they tend to get very defensive if bothered.

Friend: Hey m00g what yew dewin??
M00G:Lewking at spider porn!! Leave me alone! *shoots webbing*

by TheHoFrumPa July 27, 2008

smilerrhea

What you get when you politely smile when something is not funny for an extended period of time.

I was at a taping of tosh.o and got smilerrhea

by actionless jackson June 22, 2012

spiderman dat hoe

a sexual act similar to superman dat hoe. When your woman wont get down with you, you wait until she is asleep and cum in her hand. Then, stick her hand someplace: her face, the pillow, the bedside table, etc. When she wakes up, she'll seem like spiderman!

she wouldn't put out, so i had to spiderman dat hoe last night. bitch woke up with the alarm clock stuck to her hand!

by Colin K November 21, 2007

spider loc

probly the coolest g-unit member and he is definetly hardcore

that nigga spider loc is da shit

by ß¡¬¬¥ June 4, 2005