eddy spaghetti

someone who is not a baseball captain.
Baseball player 1 : Hey i heard coach is making someone the new captain.
Baseball player 2 : Yea looks like eddy spaghetti wont be captain for the 4 year in a row lol!
by shitatbaseball June 16, 2017
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Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes
Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch
by Make a religion out of this November 08, 2018
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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
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Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season

A phrase claimed by the youtuber and reddit user ZoroniteTech (u/echold2006 and u/zoronitetech on reddit). It was a nickname he generated out of angst one day which refers to a constant cycle in his life: The family gets paid, and goes broke about a week later, which is when said season starts. it ends when they get paid the next month. Commonly abbreviated HDASS

The name itself comes from two foods; Hotdogs and Spaghetti, which are two things that are eaten frequently during the season. Hotdogs because they are cheap and Spaghetti because noodles and sauce are practically limitless at food pantries.
Everyone knows you can't buy milk on the 20'th of the month! It's Hotdogs and Spaghetti Season!
by Echold2006 September 14, 2022
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Spaghettied

When you feel a whole lot of emotions like in love, nervousness, terrified, surprised you feel like you'll fall on the floor like spaghetti
Simp: awh man here comes Ashley! Oh I'm gonna become spaghettied !!
by GoonieDaddy March 23, 2022
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spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.
I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.
by Sydfin February 12, 2016
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Spaghetti Appointment

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."
by tian647 September 15, 2022
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