A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.
Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
Get the spaghetti in a condommug. by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017
Get the spaghetti socialmug. spaghetti sex is very amazing where a guy slaps his meatballs down to make an amazing spaghetti boloneise for his girlfirnd and his kids😊👍🏼
by orangeschnapp October 15, 2021
Get the spaghetti sexmug. A term descriptive of elder statesmen at a soirée when, after a few libations, feel compelled to gravitate towards the dance floor, whereby their ambition outstrips there ability in an attempt to “get down”, resulting in a sight resembling strings of freshly boiled spaghetti dangling out the bottom of a colander in rather sporadic fashion
by Unclegripper July 9, 2021
Get the Spaghetti legsmug. When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"
by SpaghettiMaster69 April 21, 2025
Get the Spaghetti Blowjobmug. slup.slup.slup.
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)
spaghetti is long wet bead, with sauce.
if you eat spaghetti with meat you gay.. jk
and I op, sksksksk
(the sauce must be vegan or is life stable?)
the spaghetti fell out of my pocket when I dropped hydroflask, and I opp sksksksk and that's the tea sis.
by AND I OPP September 6, 2019
Get the spaghettimug. “Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out“
So it is actually a lyric from eminem “Lose Yourself”
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out“
So it is actually a lyric from eminem “Lose Yourself”
“You look at eminem “Lose Yourself” comments section...
And you know what to type right?
Yep, it is “Mom Spaghetti”
And you know what to type right?
Yep, it is “Mom Spaghetti”
by K(E)m(A)l Sports November 19, 2020
Get the Mom Spaghettimug.