Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

by einaphets December 11, 2011

Social Shit

When you’re hella socially awkward but get thrown into the shitstorm of social anxiety within conversations

Person 1: “Welp, I’m too socially awkward to survive out their”

Person 2: “Nah, theirs just too much social shit flying around”

by Lord Profit November 11, 2019

social arbitrage

Social Arbitrage v. (def.)
A collective of individuals usually on social media who come together in a think tank to make educated moves to make small and large profits from stocks, trading, cryptocurrency, etc. for the greater good of all who choose to participate.

Hey man #WallStreetBets just gave us a signal to buy and hold #TRX Tron to boost its value!

Since Robinhood blocked our buying option for GameStop stock we are gonna boost all the decentralized markets with social arbitrage henceforth!

by Damecash January 29, 2021

Socially retarded

Ok there are 2 types of socially retarded people. There's the type of people that are quiet and shy and freak out whenever someone goes up and talks to them. Then, there's the type of people who say weird and gross stuff in a social setting without either realizing it or not.

guy: i asked my gf what she wanted to do tonight and she said "mad butt stuff, crazy butt stuff, butt stuff til we can't butt stuff no more"

olivia: really? whether she's joking or not, that's still kinda weird to say

guy: yeah i know...

olivia: god, alana is so socially retarded

by tipsygal41 November 23, 2021

social distrinking

Social distrinking is the activity of drinking socially with others whilst keeping a respectful distance from each other.

Hey man, it's been a while, lets go out tonight for some social distrinking.

Did you hear that Amy and her girlfriends are out social distrinking tonight. Right on!

by BazookaBob June 11, 2020

social collective

social collective

noun

is a term referring to the mass populous who support socialism.

the social collective is the most important component for the realization of a socialist revolution.

by Baron Neville June 26, 2017

Social liferaft

When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded

Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included

by ben chester September 1, 2022