snake wash

Similar to "Circle Jerk" but performed in the shower and sounds less offensive.

Reference to a situation of confusion or waste of effort. (adult male masturbation- like washing your snake in the shower). Similar to circle jerk, cluster fuck, etc.

"This budget crunch effort is a real snake wash!"

by gc2645 December 12, 2013

snake beater

One who uses stealth and evasion (like Solid Snake in the MGS series) while masturbating in a place that would not be a good place to be caught masturbating.

Young Tim: When I was a kid I used to sneak into my older brother's room, swipe his playboy magazine and hide in the closet while Solid Snake Beating.

Adult Tim: Late at night when my wife is sound sleep, I sneak down the hall into the den where my porn stash is to beat off in secrecy. I'm still a Snake Beater.

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Snake

Snake
1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.
1. Man that snake cheated me out of $220

2. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

3. A Tom Mckee is a Snake.

That Tom Mckee is a Snake. Don't trust him.

by Popcake August 11, 2016

snake medicine

Another term for alchohol

I've got 50 bucks in my wallet, I'm gonna head down to the store and get me a handle of some of that snake medicine

by Snake Medicine January 8, 2017

Snake language

The language that is only spoken by Selenators and Beliebers who hate on The Weeknd

Belieber/Selenators: The Weeknd is ugly and his music is trash

XO: I'm sorry but I cannot understand what you're saying because you are speaking a language called snake language

by TheXODame February 20, 2017

snake break

The act of breaking one's male reproductive organ.

Dae Dae: Damn B! You was givin me that bomb head but just hit me with that snake break!

by Thirsty-Mah April 4, 2017

Snakefarting

Sticking a snake up your ass then sharting it back out.

Dude you know what I did with Linda last night? Let's just say she was Snakefarting all night!

by DickKickem101 April 28, 2017