Sloppy Smurf

When you nut in a blue condom and it turns inside out when you're taking it off.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

An outdoor circle jerk and flies land in the jizz.

Sorry flies. I sloppy smurfed all over you.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy Smurf

When an old bearded man raw dogs a little person.

Sorry baby. I sloppy smurfed all over the place.

by SassetteSmurf September 30, 2018

Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018

Sloppy Agape

When two Christians get into a very fast, love bombing dumpster fire of a relationship... which inevitably leads to them getting engaged in a short period of time.

Based on the very biblically utilized Greek word agapē, usually representing the highest form of love.

"Wow, Alayna and Emmett are in a relationship :)"

"Yeahhhh.. but it's been pretty sloppy agape so far, I don't know how it's gonna go."

by nobrakesonthejaketrain September 19, 2022

Sloppy Superman

Is to superman dat ho, and afterwards, slap the ho in the face with the sheet.

"Yo man, I hit dat bitch with a sloppy superman."

by BriWorld69 October 12, 2022

sloppy sierra

A fall down drunk "bride to be" causing a scene with her Bachelorette party girls in Stateline, Nevada, or South Lake Tahoe.

See that broad over there yelling at the security guard, she's a real Sloppy Sierra...

by My cock! January 18, 2022