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satan

The one TRUE and REAL God! He deserves to be worshipped as such! Hail Satan!
Satan is Lord...All HAILL SATAN!
by Shannon Morris September 16, 2006
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The Satanic Temple

The Satanic Temple is a nontheistic and atheist religious group, They do not worship Satan or demons.

The Satanic Temple are bunch of wannabe Satanists, they use the religious symbol baphomet and pentagrams to look cool and scary, even know they don't care anything about satan or demons. The Satanic Temple is pretty much a leftist LGBT supporter group, they tend to Sue and verbally attack others which they get offended by.
Person 1: have you ever heard of this group, The Satanic Temple??
Person 2: yeah, their bunch of atheists and LGBT supporters trying too look cool .
by Satanas 123 February 25, 2021
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Satans Dandruff

Tim: Its snowing outside guys!

John: I fucking hate Satans dandruff. Now I have to go plow!
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satanology

its when ppl research satan and his porn skills on porn movies

satanologists r often satanists and sometimes turn into satans and then rape ppl at night
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satanology

satanology is where satanists learn
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Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.
"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"
by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011
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Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.
Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 2, 2014
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