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Simp

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by sixty nine 69 April 5, 2020
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A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.
A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.
by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020
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Simp

Someone who does unnecessary task for someone they want to be with but have no chance
*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,

Girl: leaves kyle on seen
by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021
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Raul said, "She's so beautiful man. Imma sound like a simp but I honestly think her beauty is gonna go down in history -- like the Marilyn Monroe of our generation."
by Estefo March 26, 2020
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Guy named Limun who is trash at games and likes e-girls.
-Let's play League of Legends.

-Nah, ur such a simp
by John Cake July 23, 2020
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Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.

In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
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Simp

by IJustMadeThisSoICanMakeFunOfMy December 14, 2019
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