Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

Screentard

screen referring to any digital device with a display, tard taken from the word retard, in reference to being held back, and the slowing of any development

The kids of today are the generation who are not allowed out into the real world to experience life, risk, love, danger. In fear of what could happen, they only want to watch life through a screen.

That kid is a total Screentard!

They are a generation of Screentards!

When I ask him to do anything and there’s a screen on, he is totally Screentarded. it’s like he’s not even listening!

by Hilly774 November 18, 2019

screen steal

when the government uses screen sharing technology to try to embarrass another person and limit opportunity

The screen steal was attempting to insult a historical American so that her character could be questioned.

by Coop Dupe November 20, 2019

SCREEN FREEZE

it is when a girl stops to pick something up so you snap a pic and then ram your dick inside your computer and jizz into it until your screen dies

i just screen freezed the shit of your computer

by PegaASUS December 10, 2019

Screen Flabbergast

When your, until this moment, normal phone goes "gotcha bitch, touch screen is no more", and you can't type anymore.

Often resulting in having to call your friends to inform them.

Can't type anymore dude, my phone just screen flabbergasted on me.

by Captian Autism December 28, 2019

Screenbabies

the word used to describe all the children born in the 21st century who are being raised by screens instead of actual parents.

The Screenbabies only want one thing and that thing is just, that a screen.

by King Lemuel December 28, 2019

Screenshotter

one who is gifted with the ability to screenshot images

I'm a professional Screenshotter.

by Judge Juddy February 13, 2020