The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

local shower shitter

Check your shower.

God damn it the local shower shitter shat in my shower again.

by starry da great January 8, 2025

Your day is a shitterton

Funny day

Mate your day is a shitterton if not boat water

by Rangers A Joey March 18, 2025

Alabama Hickey Shitter

The sexual act of giving someone a hickey in their asshole and then licking the shit out of their asshole until there is none left, while on the toilet

Sam: I just got the best Alabama Hickey Shitter from Kathy!"
Paul: (Starts gagging)

by jimy jones July 4, 2025

Bay Habour Shitter

an individual who loves to violently shit everwhere

Yo I suspect that guy down the street is the Bay Habour Shitter He was the last one seen at my house and now its covered in human shit

by big freaky guy September 15, 2025

Washington Weed Shitter

The action of shoving a bong up one’s asshole while they proceed to shit in it while you smoke it saying: “that’s some shitty weed.”

Jenny wanted to try some new shit so I gave her a Washington Weed Shitter.

by vacqe September 26, 2025

Shit Gets Shittier

When things get shittier.

P1: Bro hows that test?
P2: Man shit gets shittier with every word :(

by JoeDucking January 6, 2026