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Shitcinatti

Fuck you Mark it’s the Shitcinatti Bengals again 🤦 ♂️
by Storkllama October 7, 2025
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Shlitling

Shlitling
/sh-lit-ling/
noun

1. The little white plastic strip inside a folio/file that holds punched papers together — the thing everyone uses but nobody knew the name of… until Christina Pearl Nzuza officially named it in 2025.

2. The most unnecessarily mysterious office item of all time.

Example:
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”

Origin:
Coined by Christina Pearl Nzuza (South Africa, 2025) because somebody had to name the damn thing.
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”
by Christie_N December 3, 2025
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a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.
"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."
by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010
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Forever Shitting

When your Boss or supervisor always walks around with a look of "Disgust" on their face.
"My Superintendent Bruce, always walks around with this look on his face, almost as though he is Forever Shitting.
by ZeroFksToGive May 30, 2017
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French shitting

When you go ass cheek to ass cheek and shit into each other's assholes?
Did you make it with that bitch last night?

Yeah we were French shitting all night long
by 89023 July 22, 2017
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chloe shillinglaw

she is very beautiful and lovely, have nice and long convo, she is the best thing that ever happened to me
hey its chloe shillinglaw
by mynameisAW August 3, 2017
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