When you are about to eat her pussy and she lets a little pee out to give it some flavor. The pee is refered to as kidney seasoning.
I wonder what she ate since her kidney seasoning gave her pussy a milder taste today compared to yesterday.
by Hyper_MiLf August 31, 2021
Get the Kidney Seasoningmug. The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
Get the Allergy seasonmug. A line from Kanye West's On Sight, literally it can be used to describe the time of year his Yeezy product line increases in popularity or it can reference the song On Sight when you hear a really distorted, alien sound effects, since that song sounds like earrape
by concilus May 18, 2025
Get the Yeezy season approachin'mug. When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job
by Bawgg January 14, 2020
Get the seasoned blowjobmug. Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
Get the Seasonal Midterm Disordermug. Toilet paper which is used.
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
Get the Seasoned Toilet Papermug. A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.
The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”
“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”
“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
Get the Seasonedmug.