Scene; stereotypically known to have a look as if the 80's shitted on their clothes, poofed up/dry hair, big rediculous useless bows in their hair, rediculous myspace poses such as the 'claw' (look below for reference) and the infamous myspace mirror pic, and basically a cross between "emo" and "prep".
A Scene is someone who's so into themselves that they're blind on how everyone around them hates them because they're unoriginal. Someone who's so self absorbed that they don't realize how rediculous their hair looks. Someone who worships something such as liquid eyeliner and dinosaurs. And someone who needs to grow the fuck up.
Girls look like dykes and guys look like girls.
A Scene is someone who's so into themselves that they're blind on how everyone around them hates them because they're unoriginal. Someone who's so self absorbed that they don't realize how rediculous their hair looks. Someone who worships something such as liquid eyeliner and dinosaurs. And someone who needs to grow the fuck up.
Girls look like dykes and guys look like girls.
Scene Dumbass #1:
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Scene Dumbass #2:
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And of course, the male-ish thing with twiggish legs:
http://i37.tinypic.com/6h5b7m.jpg
'Nuff said.
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Scene Dumbass #2:
http://i38.tinypic.com/1182la0.jpg
And of course, the male-ish thing with twiggish legs:
http://i37.tinypic.com/6h5b7m.jpg
'Nuff said.
by Anne hates scene cunts October 7, 2008
Get the Scene mug.A scene kid is basically a person who wants to be different. But now, its been stereotyped and rules have been made, which makes the whole "individual" thing almost impossible to achieve tbh :/
People who actually say they are "Scene" are just wanna-be's.
Scene Hair
~Short layers on the top with longg (usually extensions) uberr straight layers on the bottom.
~Can be dyed different colours (personally, i prefer red as its more individual && like a zillion people are dying their hair bleach blonde atm so if your aiming to be different, go for black/red/pink or a raainboww :D
~Usually adorned with hair clips and bows && headbands
~''Coon tails'' are also big in scene hair, but don't do this straight away, as people will call you a poser and a wanna-be.
Be careful not to damage your hair with heated products like straightners or curlers, always use a heat-defensive spray before heating hair (:
Scene Make-up
~Don't get Tango-oed xD
Pale foundation is the best
~Fake Eyelashes are a good thing to have, but dont go too extravagant at first, because again, people will call you a poser (OMG People these days are so judging ¬¬)
~Dark or Neon eyeshadows
~Eyeliner is the must-have (:
There is no such thing as 'overboard'
Scene Clothes
~Bright coloured skinnies
~Band t-shirts
~Tops with cute cartoon characters :D
~Converse && Vans! (: <3
Anywhooo.. Thats the basic guidlines on scene-shizzlee (':
People who actually say they are "Scene" are just wanna-be's.
Scene Hair
~Short layers on the top with longg (usually extensions) uberr straight layers on the bottom.
~Can be dyed different colours (personally, i prefer red as its more individual && like a zillion people are dying their hair bleach blonde atm so if your aiming to be different, go for black/red/pink or a raainboww :D
~Usually adorned with hair clips and bows && headbands
~''Coon tails'' are also big in scene hair, but don't do this straight away, as people will call you a poser and a wanna-be.
Be careful not to damage your hair with heated products like straightners or curlers, always use a heat-defensive spray before heating hair (:
Scene Make-up
~Don't get Tango-oed xD
Pale foundation is the best
~Fake Eyelashes are a good thing to have, but dont go too extravagant at first, because again, people will call you a poser (OMG People these days are so judging ¬¬)
~Dark or Neon eyeshadows
~Eyeliner is the must-have (:
There is no such thing as 'overboard'
Scene Clothes
~Bright coloured skinnies
~Band t-shirts
~Tops with cute cartoon characters :D
~Converse && Vans! (: <3
Anywhooo.. Thats the basic guidlines on scene-shizzlee (':
Scene Kid 1: Zomg,, your hair is totally the sexx'
Scene Kid 2: Anoo, <33334567 it a bijillion.
Scene Kid1: OMGWTF your new pics are uber rad!
Scene Kid 2: Cheaa, but I look fuglehh on them. But they totally add to my scenepoints. OMGLYKWOAH that non-scene girl called me emo today i was like 'woah, STFU you biizzach!"
Scene Kid 1: OMGZ Your so hardcore *emohearts*
Scene Kid 2: Lyk anoo, I am the sexx'
Scene Kid 2: Anoo, <33334567 it a bijillion.
Scene Kid1: OMGWTF your new pics are uber rad!
Scene Kid 2: Cheaa, but I look fuglehh on them. But they totally add to my scenepoints. OMGLYKWOAH that non-scene girl called me emo today i was like 'woah, STFU you biizzach!"
Scene Kid 1: OMGZ Your so hardcore *emohearts*
Scene Kid 2: Lyk anoo, I am the sexx'
by ~xXChloeeRawrssXx~ March 26, 2010
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If you REALLY want to know what scene is, go to myspace.com/(anything that has x's, the words gun, bang, bleeding, heart, dying, broken, or rawr) You are guaranteed to end up in a scenester's myspace. Now just look at the picts of them. Don't worry, you will have PLENTY of pictures to look at. (by plenty I mean at least 30.....thousand) Notice how the pictures are all at a freakishly odd angle and they are never looking at the camera, but up in a weird unnatural direction. The more your face is showing, the less scene you are. The more random spots of color you have in your unnaturally black hair, the more scene you are. Girls, ALWAYS wear little girl bows in your hair. Guys, ALWAYS have long hair covering most of your face. (a bandana is a plus)
Now to top it off just say "I am so individual!" and "This is who I am. I like to be unique" and "I make my own style" (now of course you know what you are saying is all lies but you gotta say it otherwise you will become even more depressed and cut even more).
Emo/Scene people sicken me. LONG LIVE THE PUNX! (real punk....not this "blink 182" and "Taking back sunday" crap)
Now to top it off just say "I am so individual!" and "This is who I am. I like to be unique" and "I make my own style" (now of course you know what you are saying is all lies but you gotta say it otherwise you will become even more depressed and cut even more).
Emo/Scene people sicken me. LONG LIVE THE PUNX! (real punk....not this "blink 182" and "Taking back sunday" crap)
"I take a billion pictures of my ugly ass self all day and put them on myspace cause I have no life! I think I am artistic but I can't draw worth shit and can't write poetry if it saved my life and I can't play the acoustic guitar but if I could I would be the sexxxxx!123 hardxscenexcore!!!"
by XXXXooooiamsoooosceneXXXX July 21, 2006
Get the Scene mug.lmfao. ok well all you people that have this HUGE hate againsty scene kids are prety sad. i mean you may look at them and be all omg hes wearing girl jeans he's a fag well you guys are wrong. nor all scene guys are gay. I am scene, and i have a lot of scene friends, and if you get to know them better instead of being judgement you'll get to see that they are really nice people.
by RunWitPinkClouds July 31, 2006
Get the scene kids mug.-MUST have a myspace (Stickam is also acceptable,)
-has some strange color in hair
-hair must be choppy or messy or something!
-usually have long and colored extensions (coon stripes-)
-facial piercings (i.e. septum, monroe, snakebites, nostril, lip, eyebrow ect.)
-act like an immature little kid
-either do gore, or lush (cute.)
-wear super tight pants
-really any shirt is acceptable
-bows in hair
-dark rimmed eyes (shitload of eyeliner)
-brightly colored eyeshadow
-hello kitty and gloomy bear!!!
-say things like "rad" "stellar" "gnar" "cunt" "hoez" "nigz"
-have obsessions with random cute things that 4 year olds like
-listen to grindcore (or metal or techno or anything, really)
-BIG HAIR!
-think highly of yourself
-must love Jeffree Star
-take myspace pics in weird angles and be original!
-have a myspace name ending with some sort of inanimate object or starting with an adjective i.e. "lexi lush" "meggie massacre" "kiki kannibal"
-screw everyone
-don't ever admit to being scene, cuz honey, if you're in the scene, don't act like it
-call people hun, sweetie, love, darling, sexy, cutie ect.
-being bisexual is very in right now for guys and girls, but if you don't actually like the same sex, then don't pretend you do
-try to get tons of friends on myspace (ex: "I have 15k!")
-be a bitch, but be sentimental at the same time
-always try to be original
-has some strange color in hair
-hair must be choppy or messy or something!
-usually have long and colored extensions (coon stripes-)
-facial piercings (i.e. septum, monroe, snakebites, nostril, lip, eyebrow ect.)
-act like an immature little kid
-either do gore, or lush (cute.)
-wear super tight pants
-really any shirt is acceptable
-bows in hair
-dark rimmed eyes (shitload of eyeliner)
-brightly colored eyeshadow
-hello kitty and gloomy bear!!!
-say things like "rad" "stellar" "gnar" "cunt" "hoez" "nigz"
-have obsessions with random cute things that 4 year olds like
-listen to grindcore (or metal or techno or anything, really)
-BIG HAIR!
-think highly of yourself
-must love Jeffree Star
-take myspace pics in weird angles and be original!
-have a myspace name ending with some sort of inanimate object or starting with an adjective i.e. "lexi lush" "meggie massacre" "kiki kannibal"
-screw everyone
-don't ever admit to being scene, cuz honey, if you're in the scene, don't act like it
-call people hun, sweetie, love, darling, sexy, cutie ect.
-being bisexual is very in right now for guys and girls, but if you don't actually like the same sex, then don't pretend you do
-try to get tons of friends on myspace (ex: "I have 15k!")
-be a bitch, but be sentimental at the same time
-always try to be original
scene girl 1: "I can't wait to go to hot topic today! that store is so effin rad"
scene girl 2: "yahh, they got the tightest pants evahhh"
scene girl 3: "let's stop off at claires too. i feel like getting some totally lushed out bows. i need new myspace pics!"
scene girl 1: "yahh."
scene girl 2: "oh em gee! we should totally get some pics of us making out!"
scene girl 3: "oh fuck yeah!"
scene girl 1: "that would be so hardcore!"
scene girl 2: "fuck yeah, you nigz are so hot!"
scene girl 1: "lets go, cunts! can't wait to get to the mall!"
scene girl 2: "yahh, they got the tightest pants evahhh"
scene girl 3: "let's stop off at claires too. i feel like getting some totally lushed out bows. i need new myspace pics!"
scene girl 1: "yahh."
scene girl 2: "oh em gee! we should totally get some pics of us making out!"
scene girl 3: "oh fuck yeah!"
scene girl 1: "that would be so hardcore!"
scene girl 2: "fuck yeah, you nigz are so hot!"
scene girl 1: "lets go, cunts! can't wait to get to the mall!"
by Arghhhh Emmm Kayy May 25, 2008
Get the Scene girl mug.usually pitch black or light blonde, sometimes with bright colors such as pink or purple.
usually short and straight with the top layer volumized while the rest is flat.
often wear headbads or bows
usually short and straight with the top layer volumized while the rest is flat.
often wear headbads or bows
scene girl:look at my new myspace pics, i totally sexxed up my hair
scene guy:that is so scene hair, ur the fucking shit
scene girl:ily!
scene guy:that is so scene hair, ur the fucking shit
scene girl:ily!
by boredomsux7 September 4, 2006
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****Scene guys will not talk to anyone thats 'un-scene'. If a unscene girl leaves him a comment on myspace, he WONT comment back or talk to her at all. He will go to local shows and probably is WITH one of the bands that play or there to dance (mosh, two step, throwdown, etc.) like a crazy motherfucker. He's straight edge but smokes ciggarettes because "ciggarettes doesnt count", & he drinks on the downlow. He drives an ugly car and has a job that doesnt pay much. He has a sidekick I,II, or III just so he can be like all the other scene guys and check his myspace and AIM whenever he can. He has 561,844 friends on myspace but only knows about 300 of them.
Scene guys:
-usually very skinny
-tight straight leg jeans
-or tight girl jeans
-choppy hair, lots of hairspray, side bangs
-usually 2 or more colors in their hair
-vans slip on shoes, big nikes, or pumas
-tight, small band shirts with bands you've never heard of before
-eyeliner
-small hoodies that are small on them and zipped up all the way
-always wear some kind of wrist band that they got from going to a show or venue
-gauges in their ears
-dance obnoxiously no matter what kind of music it is
-says "nigga" instead of "dude"
-kisses other dudes but claims hes straight
-or claims hes bisexual but wont do more than kiss another guy
-drinks energy drinks alot (usually MONSTER, or REDBULL)
-claims he is vegan/vegetarian/straight edge
****Scene girls are the mean, stuck up, obnoxious ones who will not make any contact with you if you are not scene. They hate little girls who attend shows or concerts, and will pick on them. They too are straigt edge but smoke ciggarettes & drink on the downlow; they call themselves straight edge because basically, being straight edge is 10 scene points right there! They hate when a person that isnt scene likes the same band as her. She only likes bands that arent that famous and goes to every show they play in her state. She also has a million friends on myspace but only knows a little amount of them. she also has a sidekick I,II, or III just so she can be like all the other scene girls and check her myspace and AIM whenever she can. She's a bitch who will act tough but can't fight for her life.
Scene girls:
-choppy, mullet looking hair with side bangs
-usually with 2 or more colors randomly dyed all over the place
-lots of colorful or black eyeliner
-usually colorful eyeshadow (green, purple, blue, yellow)
-lots of coverup to hide her acne that most scene kids have
-Straight legged tight jeans
-HUGE ASS purses/bags
-short skirts with bright colored leggings
-ballet flats/slip on shoes
-tight colorful shirts
-small band shirts with bands we've never heard of
-big necklaces
-huge ass sunglasses or black rimmed glasses
-gauged ears or earrings you have never seen before
-plastic bead neclaces or pearls
-small hoodies
-lots of layers in clothing
-bow ties, clips, or barrets in their hair that you would find a 4 yr old wearing
-Usually shop at thrift stores to look vintage
-claims she is vegan or vegetarian
****They both LOVE:
-t-mobile sidekick I, II, III
-crappy screamo music
-hardcore dancing
-myspace
-livejournal
-concerts/local shows
-photography
-being bitches
-talking shit about everyone thats not scene
-being vegan/vegetarian/straight edge
If you consider yourself scene, you're just another one of those fags who know that you're emo & dont want to admit it because being emo is a bad thing. Being scene is just as stupid. Boys, stop wearing your sisters clothes and squeezing your dick near your zipper. Girls, stop wearing your little brothers/sisters clothes & fix your fucking hair. My little brother can cut hair better than your mullet looking bird nest. Being vegan is like killing all the trees. So...you're not typically saving the animals/world. Being straightedge is a very personal thing and you can't just change your opinion on it. PS, most scene kids are sluts, and being straight edge means you dont have sex or show nudity...so, therefore, you are not straight edge.
****Scene guys will not talk to anyone thats 'un-scene'. If a unscene girl leaves him a comment on myspace, he WONT comment back or talk to her at all. He will go to local shows and probably is WITH one of the bands that play or there to dance (mosh, two step, throwdown, etc.) like a crazy motherfucker. He's straight edge but smokes ciggarettes because "ciggarettes doesnt count", & he drinks on the downlow. He drives an ugly car and has a job that doesnt pay much. He has a sidekick I,II, or III just so he can be like all the other scene guys and check his myspace and AIM whenever he can. He has 561,844 friends on myspace but only knows about 300 of them.
Scene guys:
-usually very skinny
-tight straight leg jeans
-or tight girl jeans
-choppy hair, lots of hairspray, side bangs
-usually 2 or more colors in their hair
-vans slip on shoes, big nikes, or pumas
-tight, small band shirts with bands you've never heard of before
-eyeliner
-small hoodies that are small on them and zipped up all the way
-always wear some kind of wrist band that they got from going to a show or venue
-gauges in their ears
-dance obnoxiously no matter what kind of music it is
-says "nigga" instead of "dude"
-kisses other dudes but claims hes straight
-or claims hes bisexual but wont do more than kiss another guy
-drinks energy drinks alot (usually MONSTER, or REDBULL)
-claims he is vegan/vegetarian/straight edge
****Scene girls are the mean, stuck up, obnoxious ones who will not make any contact with you if you are not scene. They hate little girls who attend shows or concerts, and will pick on them. They too are straigt edge but smoke ciggarettes & drink on the downlow; they call themselves straight edge because basically, being straight edge is 10 scene points right there! They hate when a person that isnt scene likes the same band as her. She only likes bands that arent that famous and goes to every show they play in her state. She also has a million friends on myspace but only knows a little amount of them. she also has a sidekick I,II, or III just so she can be like all the other scene girls and check her myspace and AIM whenever she can. She's a bitch who will act tough but can't fight for her life.
Scene girls:
-choppy, mullet looking hair with side bangs
-usually with 2 or more colors randomly dyed all over the place
-lots of colorful or black eyeliner
-usually colorful eyeshadow (green, purple, blue, yellow)
-lots of coverup to hide her acne that most scene kids have
-Straight legged tight jeans
-HUGE ASS purses/bags
-short skirts with bright colored leggings
-ballet flats/slip on shoes
-tight colorful shirts
-small band shirts with bands we've never heard of
-big necklaces
-huge ass sunglasses or black rimmed glasses
-gauged ears or earrings you have never seen before
-plastic bead neclaces or pearls
-small hoodies
-lots of layers in clothing
-bow ties, clips, or barrets in their hair that you would find a 4 yr old wearing
-Usually shop at thrift stores to look vintage
-claims she is vegan or vegetarian
****They both LOVE:
-t-mobile sidekick I, II, III
-crappy screamo music
-hardcore dancing
-myspace
-livejournal
-concerts/local shows
-photography
-being bitches
-talking shit about everyone thats not scene
-being vegan/vegetarian/straight edge
If you consider yourself scene, you're just another one of those fags who know that you're emo & dont want to admit it because being emo is a bad thing. Being scene is just as stupid. Boys, stop wearing your sisters clothes and squeezing your dick near your zipper. Girls, stop wearing your little brothers/sisters clothes & fix your fucking hair. My little brother can cut hair better than your mullet looking bird nest. Being vegan is like killing all the trees. So...you're not typically saving the animals/world. Being straightedge is a very personal thing and you can't just change your opinion on it. PS, most scene kids are sluts, and being straight edge means you dont have sex or show nudity...so, therefore, you are not straight edge.
zomgz iim s00 scene wiith mi hair iin my fac3 & my tiiGhT JeaNsz, my DiiCK iis lik3 cruSh3d buT iiTsz Ok cAus3 I L00k hawt!!!!!1
by the girl who will smash your nuts/ovaries. December 3, 2006
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