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meatball sandwich

Placing your dick n balls inside a bun and delivering it to a someone
Here babe have this meatball sandwich
by yourmomb1tch September 16, 2013
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Sandwich Syndrome

Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.

Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.

Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG
Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?

Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!

Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich

Guy 1 & 2 Laugh

Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder
by Buh AMF April 3, 2009
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Cone sandwich

When you buy two 50 cent cones from burger king and you smush the ice cream together and eat it top to bottom
Dude want to go get a cone sandwich?
by Ehdkd June 4, 2014
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Sandwich beeyotch

The person designated to pick up lunch by coworkers based on availability. An individual is more likely to be assigned sandwich beeyotch responsibilities if they are new to a company, straight out of college, or happen to be standing around with their hands in pockets by the time coworkers get hungry. Sandwich beeyotches are not limited to picking up sandwiches.
Hey, Phil isn't doing anything, let's make him pick up lunch. He can be our sandwich beeyotch today.
by PhilM January 25, 2008
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Dickem Sandwich

A Dickem sandwich is an insult, similar to the phrase go suck a dick, or suck my dick. This is a cleaner term that you can use in front of the elderly or young children to get your point across. This will also confuse your adversary, providing you with an advantage to retort his reply.

The origin of the term stems from a 2008 trip to Las Vegas, where I kept telling a friend to go eat a dickem sandwich. He didn’t know its meaning, but the phrase took and was used as insult thereafter. After I got food poisoning from a restaurant, he told me that I must have eaten too many dickem sandwiches
You would tell a person who just cut you off in traffic to go eat a dickem sandwich
or
When referring to a friend’s sexuality, you could ask him if he ate a dickem sandwich for lunch
by Awesome Dudes August 13, 2010
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Man Sandwich

When two men (the bread) catch an unsuspecting victim (the filling) in between them and begin to squeeze. For the victim it's like being caught in a two way bear hug.
Jimmy: "Dude, Daniel had two of his ribs broken when Joe and Tim caught him in a Man Sandwich."

John: "Those two always hand out one brutal Man Sandwich."
by Timmy_222 May 18, 2009
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need-a-sandwich.

Adjective referring to a very skinny person who needs to gain weight, generally a woman; too skinny.
You see that skinny as Keira Knightley? That bitch so need-a-sandwich.
by Pimpmasta J3\/\/ July 7, 2004
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