ham gravy

Doing something unnecessary simply because it can be done.. Like making gravy from ham.

Dragon you should have only bought one hooker, not ten. The extra 9 were a bit ham gravy.

by Dinnerjacket September 3, 2018

spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.

I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.

by Dubble J November 21, 2011

Country Ham

The term used to describe the general appearance of the marble hammock when the skin is stretched, bunched together, and shoved through a crack in a door.

'Chris totally served up some country ham when I knocked on the bathroom door.'

OR:

'What is that hanging off the doorknob?'

'Oh thats just Chris's country ham. He's letting it air dry. You know....he does that.'

by Humperdink Rhino October 13, 2008

Sour ham

Person who is always negative, victimizes themselves, puts the blame on other people and never takes accountability for their faults, shoots others aspirations down, nags their boyfriend or girlfriend even in social settings. The Sour Ham is generally uncomfortable to be around, and leaves a bad taste in your mouth when you finish dealing with them.

Similar to eating a sandwich made with sour ham.

"Man, my ex-girlfriend was such a sour ham."

by NMFD June 23, 2013

ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.

You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.

by Steevve August 27, 2016

HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017

Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.

"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"

by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019