Chicago steamer

When a hot slice of pizza falls onto you, causing severe burn marks on your dick.
Luke received a chicago steamer after he was clumsy with his pizza.
by Like shappard June 28, 2024
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Sheboygan steamer

Same as a cleavland steamer but adding a penis in the mouth in honor of Sheboygan's largest festival dedicated to the sausage called the Brat.
Jimmy was so drunk that he gave her the Sheboygan Steamer and than fell asleep.
by Sidogg August 06, 2022
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taladega steamer

When a nascar driver shits his britches during a race.
Jeff Gordon just had a taladega steamer, I guess he couldn't make it to the pit in time.
by WeastByMidWeast June 05, 2023
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taco steamer

when you perform a steaming carl in the midst of the stomach flu...
Man, she wanted the steaming carl but when it came out, yup, taco steamer, all liquid.
by Gnarkill69 December 12, 2013
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Pittsburgh Steamer

Play on the famous term Cleveland Steamer. When the Pittsburgh Steelers let another team beat them so bad it's like the other team took a dump on their chest and rolled around in it.
by Denver Donkey January 15, 2024
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Western Steamer

A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
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Lower Decky Steamer

When you tape the entire toilet seat leaving one whole for you to poop down. You sit down backwards and you push as hard as you can while whistling steam boat Willie.
I heard Wilson taking a fat lower decky steamer during our lunch break earlier.
by George_Clooney1 February 05, 2025
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