Not a sport

Used by one or all of the following
Nba fans
Soccer fans
Fatherless

Virgins
Cut from JV Basketball team as a Senior
Sister got shagged by lax bro
Mom got shagged by lax bro
Anime dweebs with Anime PFP (also usually virgins or sister fuckers)

Not a sport, what sport is this, it a real sport

by LaxlaxlaxlaxStitutes June 18, 2023

Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.

I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.

by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023

Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.

Mary today was being a sports fish

by Drike August 11, 2019

Fox Sports Cams

Cameras used by Fox Sports-- mostly used in NASCAR-- that fuck up you watching the race.

Damn Fox Sports Cams, fucked up the view of the race.

by watami May 9, 2022

Searching up Wii sports on vimeo

Something you should not do!
The thing that comes up is bad

Person 1: Don't go searching up Wii sports on Vimeo because it bad what u see
Person 2: Ok bruh I'm doing it
Person 1: NO!
Person 3: It's not that bad!
(WORLD EXPLODES)

by Catsumi June 11, 2023

SpiderMonkey Extreme Air Sports

The worlds greatest indoor trampoline park!!!
Spidermonkey has over 43,000 square feet of pure adrenaline😉🕷🙉!!
Located in Aurora, Colorado.
YOU GO ONCE, AND YOUR ADDICTED TO THE THRILL.

WE SHOULD MOVE TO COLORADO SO WE CAN GO TO SPIDERMONKEY EXTREME AIR SPORTS EVERY DAY!!

by Weil February 16, 2019

Nintendo sports

Rip version of wii

Hey im playing this trash game called nintendo sports. |Other person: i only play with people who use wii 🙄

by Slim shady madey katy June 10, 2022