Social Workout

Social workout is the bomb. Beer in one, barbell in the other. Any evolutionary biologist would tell you there's a reason primates are the only animals that can do this. It's natural. And humans can run and drink at the same time.. studies show that the social workout is more effective than regular exercise for burning fat. The social workout requires that you stay in the "fat burning" zone because you have to hold a conversation during the whole workout. This is easier than it sounds. After a few beers, I hardly notice that I'm talking...it is simply 'drinking alcoholic beverages while exercising in a social environment.'

I saw marathoners do this with water, and EUREKA!, I thought, what if we make that a fruity cocktail and add in some conversation and sexier outfits creating the ultimate "social workout."

by HHIworkout June 2, 2010

Social Disdancing

During 2020 the Covid19 virus caused people on dancefloors to Social Distance by 1.5 metres while dancing.

1. Queensland Australia was Social Disdancing for Chistmas Eve 2020.
2. Social Disdancing is a new form of dancing developed through necessity during 2020 where dancers must be at least 1.5 metres from one another.

by Numisastro December 25, 2020

Social Electrode

To be so popular that everyone is attracted to you like bolts of lightning.

To be the conductor of social events or hang outs. The coordinator of anything fun and the person who everyone calls to find out the "plans of the night."

"Tammy was so busy with all her friends today. She went to the mall with Julia, picked up fliers with James, and went to the gym with Terry. She's a Social Electrode"

by ILikeAsianGirls April 28, 2010

Social Charlatanism

Social Charlatanism, also referred as Social Quackery, Cultural Charlatanism or Cultural Quackery, is a term, often satirical and pejorative, used to refer to the idea of some new atheist and scientificist groups and communites where all non-scientific relations and things, mainly social, cultural, political, religious, esoteric, spiritual, occultistic, metaphysical, extraphysical and immaterialistic relations and things are forms of charlatanism / quackery, where only scientific and neopositivistic things are true and not forms of charlatanism and quackery. Social charlatanism also supports the concept of Charlatanism of Good or Quackery of Good, that's also a pejorative and satirical term for refer to the idea that everything that social charlatanism calls of being as forms of charlatanism might be good since they benefit both sides and even that can motivate people to live and even to have a good life and even grow in life as well.

"Social charlatanism is a really common concept among new atheist and neopositivist groups, literally all of them believe on this concept such as in the concept or charlatanism of good, but what they cannot realize is that it's not because something is not scientific that means it's false or charlatanism, such as evidence-based spirituality and spiritualicism actually say, and even that scientistic shillism shows what social charlatanism is actually about."

by Full Monteirism June 6, 2021

socially suck

When somebody won't let a joke die down and try hard to make it work that's when you know somebody socially sucks

"hey deb, Last night I heard Rick made a joke and wouldn't let it die down! "yeah man that guy socially sucks" somebody

by Blazted October 20, 2013

socially romantic

Socially Romantic - Someone involved in the arts and literature, a free spirit and outwardly showing aspects of love, adventure and idealism.

Jenna- "That guy Ian is totally socially romantic."
Tracy-"I know right?!"

by SocialRomance July 21, 2014

Loud Social

When people use social media to try to embarrass or trap someone. Putting someone on blast or trolling comments.

That Jabroni tried to put me on Loud Social, but I saw what they were doing.

by jahmai September 11, 2020