a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.
by german sniper January 9, 2008
Get the Russian Piledriver mug.Originating in Woodstock, Cape Town, South Africa, skommel as already defined, means in this case to masturbate and a Russian skommel is therefore a tit-fuck, or tit-wank.
by chopwet March 16, 2009
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When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
by jimbo99 December 12, 2009
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Form of male masturbation, where the male puts his arm around the back of his leg and grabs his cock, and 'kicks' with his leg in order to move the arm to jack himself off.
a) Night guys, Im going to get out the family album and have a wank, my arm is a bit sore, so I might go with the Russian Strangler tonight.
b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler
b) Oy Sexton, check out this totally sweet new masturbating position I discovered, Im calling it the Russian Strangler
by D'pablo Luvmesexy Hardcastle August 17, 2010
Get the Russian Strangler mug.The extremely disgusting sexual position where the male is just about to ejaculate, but all the while proceeds to shit all over his partner and himself. Usually it is because of failure to contain bowel movements during sexual excitement.
Joe: Man, I ate too many of those burritos you gave me last night and got diarrhea. The Russian Oilspill I did while i was f-ing that girl was horrible.
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
Bobby: Hah! Well I put laxatives in them since you showed me sourmath last week.
Joe: FUUUUUUUUUU-
by APpubes March 11, 2011
Get the Russian Oilspill mug.When a male shoots his jizz on the outermost part of the girls anal hole. After this is done the girl simply farts to make the jizz look like a "Russian Windstorm"
by CanadianNinja March 19, 2011
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