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Richard

Run as soon as they say their name is Richard. His perfect eyes and perfect dick will knock you down over and thru the woods to grandmother's house. He has no remorse unless of course, remorse will get you to forget. He lives in his world and it's as if Richard was actually the word narcissist, only the first dictionary publishers name was Richard so he did the ole switcheroo. Nine times out of ten their mothers quit talking to them by the time they are 35. Ten times out of ten they will cheat on you. If you meet a Richard and don't turn and walk away, you are stupid.
If how to deal with a narcissist is in your suggested videos on You tube, your boyfriend's name is probably Richard.
by Ms. Baker May 15, 2021
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Richard Macy

A space cowboy, thinks he has an enormous cock, but in reality has a 2” punisher. A male prostitute that doesn’t charge anything but pussy. If you know a richard Macy than you better stay away from him unless you want to sleep with him. 100% of times he is bisexual. Do not make eye contact with him unless you want to have a 30 second sexual encounter.
by Tsccowboy2020 June 30, 2020
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Richard

Has a large but deformed cock which he touches often when looking at Land Rover photographs
Oh there goes Richard again looking at land rovers and stroking off!
by Clever Si November 24, 2021
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Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
Who, What, Where, When, Were, Why, And How, Would You Want A babysitter Who Says "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Lazy Richard

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024
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Richard j Olsen

The act of doing of which Brock gets demon head
Richard j olsen

gave Brock the demon head
by RICK J Olsen December 12, 2016
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