reverse titjob

When a breast is placed inbetween two penises. Essentially, one guy is recieving a titjob, while the other rubs his dick on the other side of a breast.

How'd that threesom go? DP, Spitroast, Double Anal?

Nah, we gave 'er the ol' Reverse Titjob

by GexGrumps Official May 27, 2023

reversed jesus

a drink that mixes water with wine,

hence turning water into wine.

"Jesus turns wine into water, and kills you for his sins."-Reverse Jesus

A: Why do you add water into wine
B: Because it tastes terrible, maan.
A: Oh a reversed Jesus, then.
B: Yeah, whatever.

C: Gimme a reversed Jesus.
D: A what? Ah that terrible wine with water then.
C: Yeah.

by sucking wine May 16, 2011

Reverse Pikachu

Shove a cattle prod in your ass and press the button when you shoot. It’s called the Reverse Pikachu

Fuck dude!! I did the Reverse Pikachu!!!! I came so hard when I fucked Jessica! I had the cattle prod up my ass and when I came I made her turn on the prod!!! I can’t believe jizz didn’t come out her nose!!!

by Swifferman November 17, 2021

Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.

Many NBA players use the reverse shave.

by JoeBlow123 October 9, 2013

Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.

Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!

by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020

Reverse Optimism

The act of being optimistic about negative ideas, actions, or facts.

The glass is half empty... But that's okay because its a glass full of feces

Mike: We haven't been backed up on orders for a while now.
Jeremy: Yah we don't have alot of "good problems" right now
Chris: Fantastic, Fewer problems!!!!
Mike: Hey douche, reverse optimism isn't going to help us right now.

by mdwong August 19, 2009

Reverse Procrastination

When one finishs a project long before the due date and then forgetting about the project completely.

Reverse procrastination can lead to lack of editing, forgetting the due date, or losing the project completly.

I completed a project two months before the due date, but because of reverse procrastination, I forgot where I put it.

by fufulord December 18, 2014