Richard

Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.

Richard is outside your window now...
You can't hide from him,
He will find you...

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

richard woolf

A stubby circumcised potato cock

Girl: he was a 6/10 before we got back to tamarama and I saw his Richard Woolf. He's a strong 1/10

by the pitbull April 16, 2015

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Richard Avery

"No one does it better."

"Hey! You're really good at that!"
"Richard Avery."

by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021

Richard

Name for a man's penis.

Don't be a Richard

by Twizted_Soul May 15, 2020

Richard

A man with dreams. A Richard looks like he is always having fun, like his life is perfectly fine. But he is working for his life behind the curtains. A Richard barely shares his personal problems to anyone, so if he shares them with you, you are one of the few people he trusts. Only certain people know that Richard is a lowkey loving person, because he doesn’t express it well. Richard is well-built and has a beautiful smile. His laugh is contagious and will make you smile too. Note: Richards are freaky and will take you on a rollercoaster of emotions.

Do you know a Richard?
Yeah, why?
Oh well, goodluck then I guess.

by lolsiapahayo November 23, 2021

Richard

from amazing world of Gumball, Gumball's father, Nicole's husband.

Richard: They shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it."
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.

by tinypeeny February 21, 2022