man with a paper asshole

basically an idiot/Jerk

He's such a jerk - he's a man with a paper asshole

by hiltononian June 3, 2006

Paper Bag

A paper bag is the opposite of "Lollipop". It is used to describe a girl or guy who has a hot body but an ugly/plain face. It's called paper bag because you metaphorically want to just a paper bag on the person's face.

Guy#1: Woah, this babe in front of us has an awesome figure!
Guy#2: Wish she'd turn around so we can see her face.
*girl turns around and her face turns out to be ugly*
Guy#1: Daaaaamn!
Guy#2: What a paper bag!

by Junebugg124 September 11, 2011

Paper clip Fetish

A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.

"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."

by BobA123 April 10, 2009

Paper pancakes

Pancakes made of paper sheets rolled & filled with cum, prepared right after you masturbate. Served hot.

Andrew: So, dude, wanna drop by for dinner ?
Virgil: Well, that depends, what do you have?
Andrew: Some fried chicken, and some tuna tongue
Virgil: Oh, actually, I’m a vegetarian, so…
Andrew: How about some paper pancakes then?

by Androix October 9, 2009

Paper Tiger

Russia

Russia's military is a paper tiger,

by Finalreminder April 16, 2022

t-paper raper

A person that uses way to much toilet paper to wipe their ass. This person often clogs toilets and has multiple toilet plungers in their home.

Tim: Dude, where's the toilet plunger; the toilet's clogged again?
Tom: How many times did you wipe?
Tim: 4, why?
Tom: You, t-paper raper, you.

by Challenge December 13, 2009

slave paper

money

enjoy being slaves and hording that slave paper.

by wake up now August 5, 2011