purple car

when you're playing Mario Kart Double Dash!! and Wario's purple car steals first place right when you are about to cross the finish line.

note: you can be purple carred by anyone

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING PURPLE CAR!!!!!"

by honeybadgerdontgivashit June 9, 2011

purple tunnel

When you take it exclusively in the rectum so often that you develop carpal tunnel.

Did you hear about Alisha Long turns out she has Purple Tunnel

by Spooky Burger June 15, 2018

Purple Paula

Relating to the color of the vagina after some hardcore pounding.

" I think I'll go home and give my wife a purple Paula tonight." or "Why is your girlfriend walking funny?", " I gave her a good ole' purple Paula."

by YoCatsFace March 5, 2010

purple helmet

The head of yo dick that looks like a fireman's hat.

Dseeamn, Jim's mom polished Richard's purple helmet with her tongue and made that shit all shiny. Then she stuck it in her cunt..haha!

by peanut butter jelly March 12, 2003

purple turtle

Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple.

Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.

by Dick Ma May 23, 2003

Purple Crayon

Someone who is very attractive, but not smart....mostly lacking in "street smarts".
-Very beautiful but not too bright.

Bruce: I'm from Australia.
Becky: Oh that's sooo cool. I love Arnold Schwarzenegger!
John: You'll hafta excuse her. She's a purple crayon. Very beautiful but not too bright.

by Raixor June 5, 2018

Purple Taco

When a girl is punched harshly in the vagina, and it bruises over.

I bet she has a purple taco in the morning!

by carleygee August 29, 2010