PUD

The kind of person who orders pasta at a pizza place. A total failure of a person.

"Check out that dude over there ordering spaghetti like a fucking PUD."

by WhiteYeezus April 11, 2015

Electronic pudding

A mass of charger cords and unknown electronic devices, usually tangled up in a drawer.

I opened the bottom drawer and it was a complete electronic pudding in there.

by Irlgay June 19, 2015

Leftover Pudding

Animal crap, scat, feces, etc.

Phil: Hey, Clyde, don't step in that leftover pudding over there.

by MpegEVIL June 21, 2011

Pud

Someone who only participates in one activity.

Joe is such a pud, he only plays soccer!

by Copper_fambo April 21, 2020

pudding humping

Humping large/fat women or large/fat men.

Your dad likes pudding humping!?

by hypnus July 16, 2014

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018