hairy poon

1. a poon which is hairy
2. a vagina which is unshaven
3. a tight vagina

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While not enjoyed by alot of people, the hairy poon is often a sign of virginity and innocence. Younger girls do not shave their poon because they have not been pressured into doing so by a boyfriend or other friends. The Hairy Poon is often tighter than the shaved poon, therefore offering a better ride

Meg's hairy poon was the best ride you will ever have

by Poonspert May 10, 2004

Bad Poon

You've heard your friends say that there's no such thing as bad pizza or bad pussy. Well, they're wrong. Bad pussy is the absolute worst of the worst. It is the ultimate let-down and potentially the most sickening event of your life.

Anything vile, disgusting, or disappointing can be bad poon, just so long as it is overwhelmingly so.

Did you see that homeless guy pee on that nun then beat her in the face with that burning puppy until she renounced her faith and swore her soul to all that is dark and unholy?

Yeah, man, bad poon.

by unliterate November 1, 2007

Blue poon

To "blue ball" a woman. When you can't pleasure a woman to full satisfaction which ultimately leads to her not being able to orgasm.

"finish what you started asshole and don't blue poon me"

by proudropanimal March 21, 2010

Winnie the Poon

Someone who likes to put their hand/mouth into the 'honey pot'.

Man he love the honey pot... must be a Winnie the Poon.

by F_loot April 14, 2011

Freshmen Poon

A group of freshmen girls that follows around an upper class boy. Usually trying to flirt with him.

Ghost: Gad damn it Jeffrey, you and all your freshmen poon.
Jeffrey: Im sorry i cant help it, they are always following me.

by Hurricane... January 11, 2010

Greasy Poon

The act of eating a greasy food item out of a female's vagina and proceeding to use the grease as lubrication for intercourse.

Jay: I'm feeling in the mood for some Greasy Poon tonight...

Cat: I'll pick up a double cheeseburger on my way home!

or

Jay: We may need lube I'll stop and get some on my way over.

Cat: No need I'm cooking burgers, we can just do a Greasy Poon!

by BuggyBottles September 16, 2013

maroon poon

Describes the period in which a female menstruates.

I can't go in the bumper boats, I have a bad case of the maroon poon.

by micah August 24, 2006