Sam Pilkington

Absolute unit could steal ur wife mum gran dad uncle grandad child. Is an all round stud and would be a MAN u would like to see 🥵

Yo is that Sam Pilkington

Y/n: Ye I got a nice feeling about this

by Sammmnydje November 23, 2021

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

titty pickin

The act of intentionally being a dumbass. Selecting information that only information that supports a dumbass point of view.

“Did you hear that dumbass in the glasses, he’s totally titty pickin all his supporting information!”

by Hottot May 21, 2022

Ricki Picki

A slow but bloody anal session between a female human and a male iguana.

Yoooo I just had ricki picki at my aunt’s house! My ass is feelin’ roughed up!

by addydaddysupremacy June 28, 2022

Tremolo Picking

Expertly jacking off a transgender woman

I got into black metal so I could practice tremolo picking on my girlfriend.

by Crypt999 August 30, 2022

spood pinging

this is when on a wednesday, u accidentally do speed instead of ket, and then u eat some rly nice food and it tastes so good u ping from speed

dude i’m spood pinging with these noodles rn

by firko2002 October 5, 2022

Apple picking

Out finding a woman to grab on her ass

Sentence 1: “Oh man, Jerry is over there apple picking and shit. What a shmuck.”

Sentence 2: Sometimes in order to find the right one, you gotta go apple picking.

by ok_tofu December 20, 2022