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Patty

Patty is a super nice and caring girl also fun to hang around with but not so perfect... she’s super oblivious and her jokes aren’t always the best :/
“Have you seen patty? “
Yeah, she’s with the blondes. “
by theKoolKatz June 11, 2018
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Phatty

A fat nigga that plays fortnite and all he does for a living is eat and talk
Phatty you want food ?
Phatty: Slide some
by Cacacacac July 20, 2019
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The Platypus

When you get head from a girl while playing a video game. preferrably Halo 3.
It was awsome last night. I was playing Halo and this girl gave me the platypus.
by Ryland M March 25, 2008
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travvy patty

when a girl shits on a guys chest and smears it
yoo bro emma gave me the best travvy patty last night
by big D lil Aids December 8, 2020
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Star-nosed Platypus

The star-nosed platypus looks like any other platypus except for the retarded deformation on its cranium. It is commonly mistaken for an extremely wet and very hairy beaver. The stare-nosed is commonly found frozen in the ice flows of the Antarctic during the Summer Solstices. Do to its alarming abundance of sex chromosomes; the star-nosed has a spectacular stamina of 30 to 40 seconds. They are constantly pestered by there main predator, the goannas (which inhabit the upper regions of South America).

Their History:
The star-nosed platypus was discovered in 1000s of years ago. After consuming too much Smirnoff Zvonimir, an outsider from Australia, managed to roll a one. In order to celebrate he rip a page out of a phone book, burned in a meager bonfire, and dance around it chanting "erect poodles make the greatest gift". Just then a razor-blade soared out of the flames and punctured his left eyeball. Upset by the lost of his favorite ball he began to bash his head into the frigid ice water Antarctica. Once he broke though the first layer of ice he saw something lurking in the water. It was wet, hairy, and disturbing but yet oh so appealing. He thought to himself "i am so glad that i have one ball remaining, i should take advantage of my situation and experience the pleasure of a new organism". Unfortunately, after recent events involving a new breed horse, a ladder, and alarm clock, Zvonimir, the only witness to the existence of that wet and hairy creature, is no longer with us today.
That damn star-nosed platypus ate all my cheeze-its and drank my arizona
by RagingTango January 4, 2008
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York peppermint patty

Annoying comercials about some Choclate shit.In literally EVERY commercial for them,there is a girl is having an Orgasm.
Dude,did you see that new York Peppermint patty commercial?She was having quite the Orgasm!
by Derpy Hoovies July 28, 2011
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fag patty

"jesus Frank, did you go to that fag patty last night? You smell like deep fried cat's ass."
by coonieanstiss May 21, 2006
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