meat patty

Nickname for any large, creepy, male teachers.

Meat Patty says he wants to play with teeth!!!

by CumBuckets March 15, 2005

Cow Patty

Gateway Computers

The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.

by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009

Pattywacker

A kitchen tool used for splitting frozen burgers and other frozen foods.

Jim used the pattywacker to split apart the burgers instead of a knife.

by pattywacker May 14, 2012

jake patterson

A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner

"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"

by local herb May 26, 2018

Kavya Pattani

Kavya Pattani is a fucking retard, he always wants to cream pie someone’s ass and always moans your family’s name if they’re next to you, he also swears in Arabic even though he doesn’t know any normal giving sentence.

Student 1: OMG KAVYA PATTANI JUST SAID KOS OMAK TO SOMEONE

Kavya Pattani: OMG LEMME CREAMPIE YOUR ASS REALLY QUICK

by A nigga smarter than you November 22, 2021

York Peppermint Patty

A black person who acts like a white person.

Person 1: Let's go play a pickup basketball game at the park?

Person 2: No thanks, I'm pretty bad at basketball.
Person 3: That guy is such a York peppermint patty... No black guy is bad at basketball.

by Astrothegreat January 14, 2015

miss perfect patty

Someone who people try to pick on and bring them down because they "seem" perfect(good grades, boyfriend, gorgeous, great sense of style) but in reality the person goes through a lot of bullshit and people make it worse

Wow she's miss perfect patty

by miss perfect patty December 27, 2016