puppy dog stage

When a newfound couple is lovestruck and overly affectionate with eachother.
Why are they both so clingy?

They just started dating a week ago they're still in the puppy dog stage.
by crazypineapples August 17, 2016
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wet puppy nose

When you really have to shit and you can feel the tip just sqeeze out of your butt hole, like a wet puppy's nose, as it gets born.
Man I really have to get home quick. I can feel that little wet puppy nose pushing hard.
by AndersSN December 08, 2008
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puppies fucking kittens

1. When a situation or a statement made by a friend makes no sense at all. 2. When your at a loss for words
Dave: Yo man, this morning around 3 i fell into a wormhole, lost the rabbit i was saving in my backpocket for later, got my leg cut from the switch blade that gangbanger shot out of his elephant trunk blowgun, and ate cold pizza.

Tony: Puppies fucking kittens man

Dave: What part don't you understand dumbass?
by tkettle June 26, 2010
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Porcelain Puppy Dog

This is a rather simple action performed on an average family dog. Four or more men line up and "make their mayo" all over the dog. After a while, the liguid hardens and the dog appears to be made out of fine chinese porcelain.
Sparky was really a fun loving dog until we gave him the Porcelain Puppy Dog , en la casa de Anderson.
by BlackSnowMan November 22, 2006
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i like puppy's

An absolutely random phrase you utter after asked a personal question. Also can be used if asked any question you don't want to respond to.
Q:Hey are you fucking my sister?
A:I like puppy's.

Q:Where is your homework?
A:I like puppy's
by adskinifpoop March 28, 2007
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Puppy Sex

Puppy sex means if a male child & a female child had sex, or lose virginity before the age of majority.
When I was 12 years old, me & and my girlfriend had puppy sex.
by AwesomeGRidgewell01 November 14, 2021
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3 dudes and a puppy

I love 3 dudes and a puppy
by Jason Dawne May 23, 2006
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