Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup

Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts

by werykul December 1, 2024

Sumo Blunt

A really Really Fat blunt that is often mistaken for a sumo wrestler

guy1-dude why do u have a sumo wrestler in your car?
guy2- thats not a sumo wrestler....that the Sumo Blunt i just rolled
guy1- whaaaaaaat!!!

by j-c shlze July 7, 2011

Hard Blunting

Hard blunting is the act of having any form of sex while intaking pot simultaneously for a maximum of pleasure...and the munchies.

Guy: Dude I am so tired.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy: I was up all night hard blunting with my gf.

by CollegeExpert May 1, 2011

tyshawning the blunt

When your friend Tyshawn hogs the blunt.

Look at him tyshawning the blunt he had to relight it after just holding it not smoking it

by Realrandy47 December 25, 2023

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

social blunt

When all you all realize that you’re high af but you continue to pass the blunt and feel socially obligated to hit it.

*passing around the blunt for the last round*
“Bro did we just hit that again...... social blunt!”

by Laxb23 January 14, 2018

Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.

I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.

by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025