Mach 5

You feel it building up in your intestines for a day or more. You bend over in pain like you have a kidney stone near the end.
Then you sit on the pot, and BOOOOOMM!

SHIT, AIR, and more SHIT AND AIR exit your hole at extreme velocity.

You get the wind knocked out of you and sometimes take a little "nap."

It's takes you 7-10 minutes to recooperate.

You DO feel wonderful afterwards though.

Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I Mach 5 'd and blacked out for a while.

by SexualHotsauce November 04, 2019

#5 Foamer

Sexual satisfaction resulting from a viewing of xhamster the 5th best porn site.

I was having a pretty crappy day but I took a break and had a nice #5 foamer. Now I'm ready to tackle the rest of my to do list.

by Annoying Little Dad January 30, 2023

36/5

Like its 24/7 but much better

I want my clothes 36/5 breathable

by Tuttsy November 19, 2020

Art 5

An art class that is impossible to get into unless you have sick-nasty talent, and you have an incredible portfolio.

Hay: I wish i could join Art 5, but i can't. Sadd.
Brit: Well, why can't you.
Hay: Because i am not very good at art and my portfolio is not good enough... plus it is impossible to get into.
Brit: But, I'm in it.
Hay: Thats because you have a good portfolio.
Brit: Oh. Ha. You were right. I am wrong.

by toldyousobritbrit July 12, 2011

Maroon 5

When you listen to pop music but also into necrophilia

I went on a date with this girl last night but she was into maroon 5.

by Versatilebeats September 11, 2020

Tchaik 5

Uncontrollable orgasm. Referencing the LA Times article involving a LA woman who orgasmed mid-performance of Tchaikovsky's 5th Symphony by the Philharmonic orchestra.

She LA on my Phil til I Tchaik 5

by Scherzokinn May 02, 2023

June 5

Hold your other half and care for him.

June 5 make him feel happiness and understanding that he is. very special.

by Moonandstars June 05, 2021