A simp is a bloke who loves a chick so hard he'll ditch all his mates for her, even though she ain't puttin' out.
by VeganSausage December 15, 2020
Get the Simp mug.A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.
The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
Prince Harry is a simp.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
Get the Simp mug.The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.
"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "
by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021
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Get the simp mug.Legendary people in college committees who get a hard on by telling people what they can't do, why because they don't matter, but will let a random 'chic' or their 'bros' walk all over them.
A: They didn't let in the college concert, they said there was no place left, the place was totally empty!! second later a random chick walks in and they act like they own the place.
B: Fucking Simps!!!
B: Fucking Simps!!!
by lala__ji December 10, 2021
Get the Simp mug.Biased empathy for women, lack of it for men - anywhere down to psychopathy; they can however have solidarity with other men over simping matters - pleasing, providing for, protecting a woman, etc; and even solidarity in the lack of empathy for men - abuse of or punishment for men, etc. Most men are instinctively simps. They can be trad/"conservative" simps or modern/"liberal" simps, the difference is the same as in trad vs modern gynocentrism - trads want men sacrificing themselves for society, expect the social state and men to provide for and protecc women first; libs build up more similar political & legal gynocentric biases, as a result imposing more intrusive control over men and their possessions, but they also want men individually more submissive to women, while ridiculing or calling abusive any reverse expectations.
In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
In the most basic sense on the internet simps are those, who give more money to the makeup-wearing web streaming clowns or the already rich ones, overspending, because on some level they consider it their (imaginary) online relationship/friendship.
Stop simping for her, if you aren't that submissive, mentally replace her with a man - would you still be acting the same?
by veinsofgold February 26, 2022
Get the simp mug.Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.
Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.
Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.
Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!
Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.
Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!
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