Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick
by @nonymous_;) December 6, 2021

Bigger’n badder than John Wayne and cooler than Steve Earl
note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”
note; not affiliated in anyway with those named “Sean”
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by Jdawgg August 31, 2017

an excuse for tiny, ginger irish men to be noticed, as they never are because they are so small they sometimes get stepped on. this is disguised as a holiday in which teachers mess up their classrooms and lie to children.
by dirty leprechaun man November 30, 2019

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