simp

Harish.

Me: Unfortunately, I dreamed that I married Harish.
My friend: but why is that a bad thing?
Me: cuz I can't marry a simp

by simp4ever April 24, 2020

Simp

Someone who does unnecessary task for someone they want to be with but have no chance

*girl forgets to submit time(will get fired if not posted)
Kyle(the simp): I posted your time for you,

Girl: leaves kyle on seen

by KylE420_69 July 2, 2021

Simp

An absolute beta male

A man that would lower himself for mediocre pussy

A man who uses chivalry to friend zone himself into an attempt at average pussy

Man, Bryce is such a simp. I heard he told Holly that he trusts her after she cheated on him.

by King Simp December 30, 2019

Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

Luke is such a simp, he spends all his savings on Twitch-Thots

Louis is a simp because he obsesses over Tiny Cat

by Hatesimps May 18, 2020

Simp

Any guy named Raul.

Raul said, "She's so beautiful man. Imma sound like a simp but I honestly think her beauty is gonna go down in history -- like the Marilyn Monroe of our generation."

by Estefo March 26, 2020

simp

A loser 'nice guy' that knows he's getting catfished but is so desperate for attention from a (fake) pretty girl that he refuses to see all the blatantly obvious signs. He'll literally still shell out hundreds of dollars for her approval even though she's not even a real person.

A: Lmao this Alex kid is so desperate for 'female' attention that he bought me a $60 video game AND a Nintendo Switch. This was after he expressed concerns that I wasn't even a real person.

K: Wow, guess he would do anything to believe someone actually cared about his meaningless existence. What a fuckin simp.

by Short and Stubby Alex August 7, 2020

Simp

A hopeless man with no chance of someone, he dreams of her but in reality she’s thinking of his best friend. He will never experience the feeling of how it is to be loved.

Person 1: hey, i really like her, but i know she likes someone else
Person 2: you’re such a simp

by 𓂸 February 19, 2020